Oi, mate, let me tell ya about a bit of a niche interest round here in Paglesham Churchend, Essex—foot fetish, yeah! It’s a quiet little spot, this village, tucked away near the River Roach with muddy creeks and old oyster sheds. Not much goin’ on, but some folks round here got their quirks, and foot fetish is one of ’em. Ain’t no proper clubs for it locally, mind, but there’s chatter in nearby Southend if ya look hard enough. Oh, and some lads even connect online—check out Snapchat Sexting for a bit of discreet chat. That’s Paglesham for ya—small, but surprisin’!