Aye, so yer lookin’ fer a fuck buddy in Cockenzie and Port Seton, Lothian, are ye? Well, I’ve lived here all me life, and I can tell ye, this wee coastal spot is a quiet gem. Nestled by the Firth of Forth, it’s got charm wi’ its old fishing heritage and bonnie views. If yer after a casual fling, there’s a few local haunts like The Ship Inn or The Thorntree where ye might meet someone up fer a laugh. Oh, and I’ve heard folk chattin’ about findin’ connections online too, like on Snapchat Sexting. Give it a wee look!