Nowt beats the quiet life in Thornton in Craven, North Yorkshire, a proper little village nestled in t’ Pennine hills, all rolling fields and stone cottages. If yer lookin’ for a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a small place, so discretion’s key! Word travels fast in t’ local pub, The Old White Bear, where folk gather for a pint and a natter. There ain’t many clubs, mind, but Skipton’s just a short drive for a livelier night out at spots like The Venue. Oh, and if yer into online stuff, check out Snapchat sexting for a bit of fun. Keep it hush, though!

















































