Hey there, I’m a proper local from Heddon on the Wall, Northumberland, a quaint little village with a cracking view of the Tyne Valley and bits of Hadrian’s Wall runnin’ through. It’s a quiet spot, mind, but if you’re after a fuck buddy ‘round here, you’ve got to know where to look. There’s not much in the way of wild nightlife, but The Swan pub is a decent place to start a chat over a pint. If you’re tech-savvy, check out Snapchat Sexting for some online fun before meetin’ up. Otherwise, head to nearby Newcastle for proper clubs and bars to find someone up for a casual fling.