Aye, so yer lookin’ for a fuck buddy in Newton Mearns, Strathclyde, are ye? Well, I’ve lived here all ma life, and I can tell ye, this is a quiet, posh wee suburb just south o’ Glasgow. It’s got a proper community feel, with nice parks and shops, but don’t let that fool ye—there’s still plenty o’ folk lookin’ for a bit o’ fun. If yer wantin’ to meet someone, try headin’ to local spots like The Osprey or The Broomhill for a drink. Oh, and I’ve heard some use sites like Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. Good luck, pal!