Nowt’s quite like the quiet charm of Banks, Cumbria, where I’ve lived me whole life. It’s a small village near the coast, with rolling hills and the salty breeze off Morecambe Bay. Folks here are proper friendly, though some have their quirks, like a foot fetish or two. It’s not summat we shout about, but there’s a private interest in feet among a few locals. If you’re into that, there’s no proper club, but quiet meet-ups happen at local pubs like The Ship Inn. Oh, and some even chat online at Snapchat Sexting for a bit of discreet fun. That’s Banks for ya—quiet but surprisin’!

















































