Nowt, I’m just a lad from Branthwaite, Cumbria, a quiet little village nestled in t’heart of the Lake District. It’s a proper peaceful spot, surrounded by rolling fells and not much else but sheep and the odd pub. Now, foot fetish, aye, it’s a bit of a niche interest, but there’s folk everywhere with their quirks, even round ‘ere. Not much in the way of clubs or meetups in Branthwaite, mind—nearest you’d get is Carlisle for any alternative scene. Some lads even chat online, like on Snapchat sexting sites, to connect with like-minded folk. That’s modern life for ya!