Hey there, I’m a proper Parton lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Cumbria. Parton’s a small coastal spot near Whitehaven, with rugged cliffs and views over the Irish Sea—proper peaceful, like. Now, if you’re after a fuck buddy round here, it’s a bit of a challenge ‘cause it’s a tight-knit place, but there’s ways to connect. Head to Whitehaven for a night out; clubs like The Yellow Earl or local pubs are decent for meeting folk. Oh, and I’ve heard some use sites like Snapchat Sexting to chat and find casual hookups. Worth a gander if you’re shy!

















































