Hey there, I’m a proper Upper Hackney lad, born and bred in this quiet corner of Derbyshire. A fuck buddy round ‘ere is just a casual mate for a bit of no-strings fun, nowt serious. Upper Hackney’s a small, rural spot—think rolling hills, old stone cottages, and friendly folk. If you’re lookin’ to meet someone for a laugh and a shag, check out the local pub, The Red Lion, or head to nearby Derby for livelier clubs like The Blue Note. Oh, and if you’re into chattin’ online first, have a gander at Snapchat Sexting—proper handy for breakin’ the ice!