Now then, I’m a proper Aldbrough lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. If you’re lookin’ for a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a small place, so you’ve gotta be discreet, like. Aldbrough’s a peaceful spot on the East Yorkshire coast, with nowt much but cliffs, the North Sea, and a few local pubs like The George and Dragon where you might bump into someone up for a bit of fun. If you’re strugglin’ to find a match locally, I’ve heard folk use sites like Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. Worth a gander, innit?