Now then, I’m a proper Bielby lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. If you’re lookin’ for a fuck buddy round ‘ere, you’ve got to know the lay of the land. Bielby’s a small spot, surrounded by flat fields and the odd farm, not much goin’ on, but we’ve got charm! Your best bet for meetin’ someone casual is headin’ to nearby Pocklington—there’s a few pubs like The Feathers where you might strike up a chat. Or, if you’re tech-savvy, check out Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. Keep it discreet, mind!