Now then, I’m a proper Keyingham lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. It’s a reet nice spot, surrounded by flat fields and not much else, but we’ve got a tight-knit community. If you’re after a fuck buddy in Keyingham, it’s a small place, so discretion’s key! There ain’t many clubs here, mind, but you can pop down to The Ship Inn for a pint and a chat—might meet someone there. Or, if you’re tech-savvy, check out Snapchat Sexting to connect online. Otherwise, head to Hull for bigger nightlife at spots like Propaganda club.