Now then, I’m a proper Reedness lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. Reedness is a proper rural spot, tucked away near the River Ouse, with nowt much but fields, a few farms, and a tight-knit community. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a bit of a challenge—everyone knows everyone! Best bet is to head to nearby Goole for a night out at places like The Vermuyden or The Macintosh Arms, where you might meet someone up for a casual fling. Oh, and if you’re stuck, check out Snapchat Sexting for a bit of online fun before meeting up!