Now then, I’m a proper Sancton lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. Sancton’s a proper peaceful spot, nestled in the East Riding of Yorkshire, with rolling fields and a tight-knit community. Not much goes on, mind, but if you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, you’ve gotta know where to look. There’s the local pub, The Star Inn, where folk gather for a pint and a chat—decent place to start. Or head into nearby Market Weighton for a bit more buzz. Oh, and if you’re stuck, check out Snapchat Sexting for some online fun. It’s modern, innit!