Now then, I’m a proper Skeffling lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. Skeffling’s a proper peaceful spot, tucked away near the Humber Estuary, with nowt much but fields, farms, and a cracking view of the river. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a small community, so you’ve gotta be discreet, like. There ain’t no fancy clubs in Skeffling, mind, but you can head to nearby Withernsea for a few pubs to meet folk. Or, check out summat like Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. It’s the modern way, innit!