Now then, I’m a proper Thorngumbald lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, you’ve picked a spot that’s more about peace than party, but we’ve got our ways! Thorngumbald’s a small place, surrounded by flat fields and not much else, but it’s got a proper community vibe. For meeting someone, try the local pub, The Crooked Billet, for a pint and a chat. Or, if you’re tech-savvy, check out Snapchat Sexting to connect online before meetin’ up. There’s also Hedon nearby, with a few more lively bars if you fancy a night out!