Oi, mate, if you’re lookin’ for a fuck buddy ‘round Parkhurst, Isle of Wight, you’ve come to the right spot! Parkhurst is a quiet lil’ area near Newport, full of history with the old prison nearby, but don’t let that fool ya—there’s plenty of fun to be had. Us locals know where to go for a cheeky meet-up. Check out some pubs in Newport like The Castle Inn for a casual pint and a chat, or maybe join some online banter first. Speakin’ of, I’ve heard Snapchat Sexting is a laugh for connectin’ with folk. Give it a whirl!

















































