Oi, mate, let me tell ya ‘bout findin’ a fuck buddy ‘ere in Upwell, Norfolk. It’s a proper quiet village, tucked away near the Fens, with lush green fields and the River Nene runnin’ through. Not much goin’ on, but that’s the charm, innit? If you’re lookin’ for a casual fling, there ain’t many clubs, but the Crown Lodge Hotel bar’s a decent spot to chat someone up over a pint. Or try the local pub, The Five Bells, for a cheeky meet. Oh, and if you’re stuck, check out Snapchat Sexting for some online fun ‘round ‘ere!