Hey there, I’m a proper Birkin lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in North Yorkshire. Birkin’s a proper peaceful spot, tucked away near Selby, with rolling fields and the River Aire runnin’ through. Not much goes on, mind, but if you’re lookin’ for a fuck buddy round here, you’ve got to get creative. There’s the local pub, The Chequers, where you might chat someone up over a pint. Or head to Selby for bigger clubs like The Riverside. Oh, and if you’re stuck, check out Snapchat Sexting for some online fun. That’s modern Birkin for ya!