Aye, so yer lookin’ fer a fuck buddy up here in Gutcher, Shetland, are ye? Well, I’ll tell ye, it’s a quiet wee place on Yell, surrounded by rugged coastlines and wild moors. Not much in the way o’ nightlife, mind, but folk here are friendly enough if ye ken where to look. Ye might try yer luck at the local pub in Mid Yell or even chat online afore meetin’. Speakin’ o’ that, I’ve heard some use sites like Snapchat Sexting to connect. Otherwise, it’s community events or a quiet dram at someone’s hoose!