Aye, so yer lookin’ fer a fuck buddy in Mearns, Strathclyde, are ye? Well, let me tell ye, Mearns is a quiet wee spot, full o’ friendly folk and lovely green spaces like Rouken Glen Park. It’s a suburb just south o’ Glasgow, perfect fer a discreet meet-up. If yer wantin’ to find someone fer a casual fling, there’s a few local pubs and clubs in nearby Newton Mearns or even Glasgow city centre where ye might strike up a chat. Also, have a wee peek at Snapchat Sexting fer some online fun to start with. Good luck, pal!