Aye, so yer lookin’ for a fuck buddy in Neilston, Strathclyde, are ye? Well, I’ve lived here in this wee village all ma life, just south o’ Glasgow, nestled in East Renfrewshire. Neilston’s a quiet spot, full o’ friendly folk, wi’ lovely views o’ the countryside an’ the old Neilston Pad hill. If yer after a casual fling, ye might wanna check out local pubs like The Bank or join in at community events to meet someone. Or, if yer feelin’ modern, have a wee peek at Snapchat Sexting for some online chat first. Good luck, pal!