Aye, so yer lookin’ fer a fuck buddy in Old Kilpatrick, Strathclyde, are ye? Well, let me tell ye, this wee village on the banks o’ the River Clyde’s a quiet spot, but there’s plenty o’ folk around lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun if ye know where tae look. Old Kilpatrick’s got a proper community vibe, near the start o’ the Antonine Wall, with lovely views and a peaceful feel. If yer after meetin’ someone, try the local pubs like The Ettrick or The Glen Lusset. Oh, and if yer strugglin’, check out Snapchat Sexting for some online banter tae get started!