Oi, mate, let’s chat about findin’ a fuck buddy ‘round Thorpe, Surrey. It’s a proper quiet little spot, innit, just near Egham, with the River Thames runnin’ through and Thorpe Park for a bit of thrill if you’re lookin’ to impress. If you’re after a casual fling, there ain’t loads of wild clubs here, but you can head to The Rose & Crown for a pint and a chat, or try your luck in nearby Staines at places like Flirtz Lap Dancing Club. Oh, and if you’re into online stuff, check out Snapchat Sexting for some cheeky connections. Easy peasy!