Now then, I’m a proper Emley lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in West Yorkshire. Emley’s a small spot, surrounded by rolling fields and the iconic Emley Moor Mast, tallest freestanding structure in the UK, y’know! If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a bit of a close-knit community, so discretion’s key. There ain’t many clubs in Emley itself, but pop down to nearby Huddersfield for lively bars like The Parish or Camel Club to meet folk. Oh, and I’ve heard some use sites like Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. Worth a gander!

















































