Now then, I’m a proper Old Micklefield lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in West Yorkshire. Old Micklefield, or just “Mick” as we call it, is a small spot near Leeds, full of friendly folk and rolling green fields. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a bit of a discreet game, mind. There’s no big flashy clubs, but you can ‘ave a laugh at the local pub, The Blands Arms, and see who’s up for a chat. Or, check out summat like Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. It’s a modern way to start, innit?