Now then, I’m a proper Shelf lad, born and bred in this little village in West Yorkshire. Shelf is a quiet spot, tucked between Halifax and Bradford, with rolling hills and a proper community vibe. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a small place, so you’ve gotta be discreet. There’s a few local pubs like The Duke of York where you might chat someone up over a pint. Or head into Halifax for livelier clubs like ATIK. Oh, and if you’re stuck, I’ve heard folk use sites like Snapchat Sexting to find a match online. Easy peasy!