Now then, I’m a proper Shelley lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in West Yorkshire. Shelley’s a reet nice spot, tucked between Huddersfield and Barnsley, with rolling hills and proper friendly folk. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a small community, so discretion’s key! There’s a few local pubs like The Three Acres or The Rising Sun where you might chat someone up over a pint. Or, if you’re a bit shy, I’ve heard folk use online stuff like Snapchat sexting to connect. Just keep it on the down-low, aye!